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Below are a few candid testimonials, general comments, and reviews. They are quoted as we received them. Please forgive spelling mistakes, etc.

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"I have tried colonblow twice. A few years back, I read about it in Maxim magazine. I got it, and tried it immediately. I followed the instructions to the aggressive approach perfectly. I was a bit disappointed however, after only some low mass, strange, slimy turds...I was hoping for the mother load...pun intended!!

I did not give up hope, knowing that your product would not be on the market for very long if it didn't work, so, with a buddy, I decided to order more. I ordered the 3 pack (no long sleeve T shirt was included in the deal then, if you would like to send me one now, that would be cool). I began my 2nd colonblow experience Friday afternoon after work, but did not take the same aggressive approach. After the first serving, I was starving, so I ate a few buffalo wings, and drank about 6 beers. The next morning, I had colonblow for breakfast, and colonblow for lunch. Then, the strangest thing happened. About 1:00 in the afternoon, I went to the bathroom to take a leak, but had a new magazine, so I sat down, and had a read..usually when I sit, I crap anyway..i can't explain it. Well, it happened again. A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout. It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..I tried to plunge the toilet to get it to stop, but there was nothing I could do. Crap was everywhere.. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, but I couldn't help from laughing as I struggled to control it. I had to drive to the hardware store, buy an industrial sized plumbing snake, and snake the crap out of the toilet. About two hours later, I had finally cleaned up...including mopping and scrubbing everything in the entire bathroom, I called EVERYBODY to tell them what had just happened to me. Colonblow indeed!!!

That was about 6 months ago, and I'm thinking of taking another dose soon... possibly this weekend. Maybe even at work, where I might not get much work done, but I can use the industrial strength toilets.

Just thought I'd share that story with you." ES

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"While this morning's evacuations weren't rope-like, they definitely weren't human. Holy crap! What did you do to me? I'm pooping everything out save Ford pickup trucks. What a product. Cheers, Kyle du Ford Publisher, American Tri Magazine"

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"Rating: Excellent I am doing a complete detoxification and cleansing program. The herbs, the enemas, the hydration and the clean diet are all required components to regaining colon health. None of these components accomplish what Colon Blow accomplishes. My experience wasn't as mortifying as I fears (perhaps due to months of cleansing prior to Colon Blow); however, it effortlessly rid my body of several pounds of mucus. I've never seen anything like what I saw. I drank allot of Gatorade (electrolytes) and Green Tea (antioxidant), and did experience dizziness and a migraine headache after the first release. With every release I felt profound relief. It seemed to pull from deep within my digestive organs. I feel 100% better and will continue to use Colon Blow as an important component of my overall colon health program. It's essential!" RS

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"Rating: Excellent Fast shipping. Would recommend to others." JG

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"Rating: Excellent Colon blow was well worth the cost. My husband and I feel so much better now! The service was excellent, the website was entertaining. All in all it was a great transaction, thank you colonblow!" JO

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"Rating: Excellent Received my order immediately!" WE

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"Rating: Excellent Fantastic ordering experience, very simple. Order arrived faster than ANY order from the US to Canada, ever. Truly amazing. And the product is great, too! =O)" CF

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"I tried Colonblow for the 2nd time and wow. I had 10 times more mucous than the 1st time. I'm going to do it a 3rd time in 10 more days. I just started eating raw foods a few months ago and thought I would have to do colonics to get results but your colonblow worked. Thanks!!" LD

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"Rating: Excellent This is my fourth order of 'Fartbuster'. This stuff really works, however, this time I have also ordered the colonblow kit to see if this helps even more. Thanks!!! I have always received my order very quickly because they ship almost immediately. And they follow up with an email letting you know that the order was shipped along with the info to track the order if necessary." DB

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"Good God! I took my last colon blow pill 8 hours ago and these pictures are from my first "passing". Is this a sign of more things to "come"? I couldn't believe it! Let me know if you are thinking of using these pictures. Hurry though, because I don't want to keep this pics on file much longer! Thanks," CC

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"Rating: Excellent It really works well! I will be ordering again sometime soon. thanks!" JS

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"Rating: Good Prompt delivery and great product!" JB

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"Rating: Excellent Very prompt service and delivery. excellent product." JM

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"It just so happened that on Tuesday I had a major BLOW!!!!!! That was some really rough lookin' poo, I feel like I've been flushed out! Man it's a good feeling, a really good feeling to get rid of all that old yucky poo!!

Thank You Colon Blow!!!" SS

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"Rating: Excellent Great webstore, great product. Easy to order, fast on shipping. These people give a 150%. Thanks." LL

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"Rating: Excellent

Shipping was fast, as promised, and the product lived up to what was advertised. Thank you!!" KC

"I tried Colonblow last spring or so and it didn't work. Probably more my fault because I did it the "chicken" way. I decided I'd try it again. Well, I started last night and this time I took the aggressive approach. I just had my first blow. Holy Crap! I can't believe that stuff actually came out of my arse. If this is what I have to look forward to for the next day or so then remind me not to look at my crap after I'm done. Disgusting even for something that did come out of an arse. Colonblow really does work when you use it the right way. Thanks for the crappy product and for the mental images of my crap that will now cause nightmares and emotional scaring for years to come." JS

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"Colonblow helped release an unwanted pet: an icky tapeworm. The worm is probably mutating in the "bowels" of the local sewer now." CN

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"Its official! Poopin’s cool. If your life is weighted down by crap, then visit Colonblow to discover a product that’s guaranteed to blow your mind as well as your butt hole. The average guy has up to eight undigested meals in the colon, and taking three doses of Colonblow will expel months, or even years, of the sludge that gets impacted in the gut. You’d be suprised at what disgusting remnants your bowel will eject after a dose of this stuff. Explosive site!"

-Maxim Magazine - January 2001, Maxim's Guide to the Web.

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"If you look south and see a mushroom cloud over Janesville, that's me letting go of a Big Mac from 1962! What in the world? Unbelievable." TNT

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"Wow what an experience. Just wanted to say Wow!!!!! I don't think I have ever [crapped] that many times in one day, and quite a bit everytime. I would have to say that the mucas [stuff] is quite gross. Kind of scary that I have been carrying it around with me for so long. Look forward to doing it again." PS

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"My first time was kinda gross. The second time was a lot. I was surprised, I couldn't believe it." EG

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"We tried it, we don't think this is the product for us." ST

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"It was better than Disney World!" JSW

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"Hello Poopmasters, I have just completed my first Colonblow weeeknd and I was thrilled! I thought it would be very different as I use a heavy amount of fresh fruits (such as green apples) to get the intestinal walls a little workout...but your product was amazing...!

I was very happy (and scared) to see the things which manifested themselves...yikes.

Now my question...how often should I do a inner 'housecleaning'..I eat pretty good and clean 5 days per week but still the idea of what came out bugs me... should I use this every 2 weeks or so..." J

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"To the makers of ColonBlow,

I like the idea of your marketing of a T-Shirt with your product. However, It may be a good idea to sell them with a pair of underwear with your logo on the front and a HAZ-MAT symbol on the rear, near the rectum. It may also work with a target, or maybe even a shredded hole. And, now that Colon Bowel has been approved for a presidential cabinet position, you should contract him to act as your spokesperson. I hope these marketing suggestions help you move more of your product. Your product helped me move quite a bit of mine.

If you find these suggestions to be useful, I could sure use another one of those T-S@*&s. (oops...freudian slip... I meant T-Shirts)

Thanks! Its been a GAS, but now I really have to GO!" RF

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"OH MY GOSH!! This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Is this FDA approved? Are you guys doctors or something? If not, what the hell possessed you to come up with this of all things?" DA

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"I really don't think I feel comfortable discussing these results with you." NR

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"Thanks for the quick response, I will order again soon!!!" JH

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"My name is [RC], I'm 23 years old and a senior at the University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth. I first learned of your product in an issue of Maxin Magazine. Being the mature college man that I am I just had to try it. So I went online and ordered your product. I checked my mailbox everyday for your package. The thing you have to understand is I probably check my mailbox once every two months, but here I was checking everyday. Five long and miserable days I waited until "it" finally arrived. I haven't been this excited since I lost my virginity at 17. Colonblow, Colonblow, Colonblow I chanted up and down the dorm halls till I got to my suite. I couldn't wait to get started so I waited until 5pm like you suggested and have "it" for dinner. I had made a commitment that I was going to be "aggressive" and not eat for 24 hours. I did however have a couple of Miller Lite's (I'm 23, you kind of have to expect that). I went about 23 hours and nothing was happening, my 6 roommates were starting to be skeptical and so was I. "Was I getting ripped off?" I thought to myself. Then 20 minutes later, like the comet that destroyed the dinosaurs a wave hit me like never before. "It was time!!!". I called to my roommates to get the camera ready and take positions. I grabbed hold of my knees and released the unthinkable. I looked like something out of a Stephen King novel. "This can't be real". Oh I realized how real it was as I was in the bathroom 3 more times that hour. There must have been about 6-8 feet worth of unholy fecel pie. When you said it might look like rope you weren't kidding. It was a mixture of slime, feces, and bubbles (yes that's right bubbles, my poop had slime bubbles about the size of dimes, and I have the pictures to prove it). Now I wear my Colonblow T-shirt with pride. I had it on in class today and at the bar last night. Everybody wants to know what it is, and I give them the low down. So, if your interested send me some t-shirts and i will make sure the word gets out about my new favorite product.

Your Poop Pal, [RC] "

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"At first I thought you guys were just "full of (@#$%) poop" now I am sure of it! Just a little humor. Ha Ha Ha! LMAO! Come on and let's cut the "crap" and let's get right down to the nitty gritty. . Heehee. When can I expect to really release my load.... oops I mean.......LOG...on myself? Thank you all. You don't know how much you've helped in relieving some excess weight and baggage off and out of me! I will be ordering some more from you guys real soon.You make shopping fun. A good sense of humor never hurts.

Thanks. I willset aside Wednesday and Thursday for sure....

Thanks again.I got a new name for us...the . . . "the Poop Troop" LMAO....yes!"

RW

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"Congrats to whoever was responsible in putting together your web site. Giving such an important subject such a twisted sense of humor was genius. I actually read everything twice. Now I'm just trying to fit an experimental run with this stuff into my calendar. If it hit me in the middle of a sales presentation or something I'm pretty sure I'd be "[s o l]"... get it?! hahaha Keep up the good work, seriously." JH

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"Thanks a lot! You guys have been have been a lot of fun to deal with. I can hardly wait!" AB